Eric Likes To Snore

So, Eric said now that I got my new laptop today I had to post on the blog.  Little did he realize it would be about him.  Anyway my new laptop is wicked awesome compaired to the one that we have had for like 8 years.  But back to Eric.  He always complains when I fall asleep on the couch cause he said I talk to myself.  I have never seen any proof of this acusation.  Now he gets all kinds of bitter and upset cause hes trying to watch TV and I’m talking to the TV.  But it is perfectly OK for him to fall asleep on his chair and snore like a friggin logger trying to take out the entire tropical rain forest.  I do have proof of this.  If you would like to see it feel free to text me and I will text your back with the video.  Its to hard to post it on here, this being my first post and all. 

 

Melissa

THE “J” DANCES

I just want to let everyone know what they missed yesterday.

Skully danced her first duet and it was wonderful.  Her and Elise have know each other since daycare and been dancing together for 8 years.  They were the stars of the show as far as I am concerned.  They did a jazz number.

The ballet number was great also.

Just let me say wonderful, fantastic, great, awesome!!!

I really liked when you were up on Elise’s back.  Can’t wait till next year!

I CAN’T COMPETE

No matter what I write here, I can never compete with Eric.

I can write about the bovine in the road or the turtle on the Blvd. blocking traffic.  I can write and write and write until my fingers fall off and never compete with Eric.

Even the picture of Aunt Marie’s hair at the wedding can’t compete with Eric.

I just want to know what he was doing when he thought about Aladin having no nipples!!!!!

YOU’RE NOT LISTED

I’ve been having a lot of trouble getting online, and once I do get online, being able to do things without freezing up and having to start over again.  So two days ago, I went over to the place that we get our online service from.  I told them the problem, and they said they would give me a new plug in card.  But, as is usual, they don’t have any in stock…they will mail it to me.  Now remember, never once did they question the fact that this wasn’t even my account.

Today, I received the plug in card.  I uninstalled the program, then reinstalled it, then plugged in the card.  All set to go you say…WRONG!!!  I try to go online and get nothing.  So I try to close out this white screen and again nothing.  After lots of poking at that X, I finally got something.  Would I like to pay $15 a day or sign up for a new contract?  WTF???!!!  We have a contract.  When it expires, I doubt we will renew it.  This online service is terrible.

So now lets call that handy 800 number and see what they have to say.  After pressing numerous prompts, I finally get a real live human being.  I answer all the verification questions correctly only to be told that they can’t help me because my name isn’t on that account. 

“You are kidding me, right?”

“No, I’m sorry, but I need permission from the owner of the account to speak to you.”

So I give her the junkyard number, and what happens?  Whoever answered the phone told her JE wasn’t in.  So now I have to call John to find out where JE is. 

“He’s right here.”

“Let me talk to him.”

I tell him what’s going on and to answer the phone when this person calls back.

Now, we have this all straightened out, and here’s what the problem was.  THEY forgot to put in the new serial number. 

Stupidity just burns my butt.  If you can’t do your job, QUIT.  Give it to someone who can.

BTW…I could have had them call Eric.  They would have never known who they were talking to.

This new card is just as bad as the other one.  Still slow and freezing up.

IT’S JOE’S 16TH BIRTHDAY

Well, The Beast has finally turned 16!!!  Happy Birthday!!! 

Let’s see…he can now get a job.  That’s good because now we can borrow money from him.  He owns a Hoopty, I don’t think we want to ride with him in that haha.  Hey, I know, he can drop off the money we borrow hahaha.  Oooohhhh, I know, he can go parking now…who you going to go smoochy face with?  I also heard it starts to shrink when you turn 16 hahaha…wait until your next doctor visit.

Enjoy your birthday, it’s almost over haha.

So I hear Eric had nothing to contribute to your vast knowledge of —- —.  I won’t write it because your mother will read this hahahahaha.  Stay away from that garbage dump!!!!!

OK this is riduclous

You’ve gotten 1 post up and have averaged 29 hits per day so far. Gotta start posting more ladies. People wanna know what the PMS crew has to say

-Eric-

first post

Eric has been bugging me all day to write something, so I guess I have to be the first one to write here. Eric is my favorite son-in-law, married to my favorite daughter, Melissa (the M in PMJ). They’re my favorites because they’re the only ones I will ever have. I also have a favorite son, and hopefully someday I may have a favorite daughter-in-law. But anyway, PMJ with PMS is me (Paula), Melissa, my daughter, and Jacquelyn, my niece. We NEVER have PMS. We have what is called PUTTING up with MENS SHIT. If they would only realize that the only time that we get mad is when they bother us. That is why we are mad ALL the time. Well now that I have made the first entry, I can sleep tonight knowing that Eric is happy. Now I have to go call Eric to find out how to post this.